Rock Attack

by Elders of Zoltar

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Rock Attack 03:50
Are you ready for a righteous shout? Do you wanna hear all about— The elders! Of zoltaaar Do you wanna shake your fist? Slam a bottle and get pissed— With The Elders!! Of zoltar Oooohh oooo yeah yeah Are you ready? For a rock! Attack! Do you wanna hear some licks? Do you wanna get some chicks With the Elders! Of zoltar Oooohh oooo yeah yeah Are you ready? For a rock! Attack! Are you ready for a rock attack? Those boys from Zoltar are back Plug the jacks and turn up the stacks Are you ready?? (oooh oooo yeah yeah) For a rock! (oooh oooo yeah yeah) Attack! (oooh oooo yeah yeah) ATTACK!!!! It’s a rock attack now you all gonna die we’ll stab your ears and gouge your eyes Take you to the tracks And leave you tied Slice a hole in your chest and take a shit inside I’ll kill your grandma just for fun I’ll make her dance by the squeeze of my gun It’s a rock attack and there’s no going back it’s a rock attack and there’s no going back.
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Ripping Bongs Slammin' Beers
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As I ride on my cycle cruisin’ by the dead end streets I ride by a lady in red and she hits about every beat I say “Lady hop on in” I got a place we can go She said “fella I’m waiting for the bus Would you please just leave me alone.” I want a babe from babylon on my love machine one who likes to ride if you know what I mean We’ll knock it off (We’ll knock it off) we’ll get it on (We’ll get it on!) Just me (Just me) and my babe from babylon Now I’m out on the town cruisin’ the bars at night I look over to a magic woman one with eyes so bright I walk over to her and say “wanna come to my place?” She said “Sir I actually work here Please just get outta my face.” I want a babe from babylon on my love machine one who likes to ride if you know what I mean We’ll knock it off (We’ll knock it off) we’ll get it on (We’ll get it on!) Just me (Just me) and my babe from babylon Just making it clear When I say “my love machine” I actually mean my penis and when I say “would you like to ride” I mean, if you would like to have sexual intercourse just making in clear Because no one seems to be interested
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I eat raw meat for breakfast rip out old ladies spines Drink the oil from my dodge pickup And whatever you own is mine I’m a big ol’ tough guy Got your hairs in the cross eye Pull the trigger you will die Cause I’m a big ol’ tough guy I’ve killed several people From just flexing my guns Ladies take just one look and then they want my buns I’m a big ol’ tough guy Got your hairs in the cross eye Pull the trigger you will die Cause I’m a big ol’ tough guy I'll watch the notebook and I won’t cry (I won’t cry) Cause I’m a big ol’ tough guy (Big tough guy)
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What a beautiful house you have Beautiful china in your cabinets Your towels Hell wrapped in plastic Plastic dolls for a plastic girl in a plastic house (Maniacal laughing) Suffering dolls Suffering girls Poison wrapped in time Pentagrams and dying lambs your sins go unforgiven! Wrapped in plastic Ahhhh uhhh ahhhh aaa ahhhh Evil lies Marble eyes Your disguise Dressed for Murder toys Crusifix Makes me sick Sins go unforgiven! Wrapped in plastic Ahhhh uhhh ahhhh aaa ahhhh Plastic Toys….
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In the soggy marsh I hear a scream Ones I’ve heard before They were in a dream They’d Like to Ask Will you take a ride? Open your mind and be the guide. They wanna see the inside Chief Operator Of the Funeral Pyre (Twisted desires…) Unyielding Souls Dancing in the Fire (Twisted Desires) Flames in your eyes grow higher and higher twisted desires (Twisted Desires) They peered in your soul Saw an Ancient Curse traveled in your dream A nightmare in reverse Widows wept and weep As demons read your mind But only an evil is what they would fine You’re a twisted Kind Chief Operator Of the Funeral Pyre (Twisted desires…) Unyielding Souls Dancing in the Fire (Twisted Desires) Flames in your eyes grow higher and higher twisted desires (Twisted Desires)
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I'm not here to feed your corporate greed my moneys not going Into your machine If fat bank accounts are What you seek I’ll limit my frozen macchiatos To only three times a week not a puppet for the man not a puppet for the man well I hope that's something you can understand cause I ain’t no puppet for the man you can collect my data from my cellular device ill accept your terms but i don't think its very nice if yellow lamborghinis are what you seek I'll limit my avocado toast to only 4 times a week! Not a puppet for the man not a puppet for the man well I hope that's something you can understand cause I ain’t no puppet for the man I’m tired of having to scream and shout! every time us workin folks have to bail you out!
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Fire and Dragons And live wire cannons I say what I want cause I’ve fallen off the wagon Spiral Eyes and Evil lies These are silly words I emphasize I’m just making it up A bunch of evil stuff These fellas can’t get enough All these words I sing They’re just rock n roll thangs Demon Lords and Power Chords Words don’t matter if you end with sword stupid songs and rippin bongs Say hail satan and you can’t go wrong I’m just making it up A bunch of evil stuff These fellas can’t get enough All these words I sing They’re just rock n roll thangs hail satan! All these words I sing They’re just rock n roll thangs
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Angels are flying from Hell They’ve Lost on their way They’ve gone astray Soaring high as eagle can fly From up above Salvaged by love Rust Bone and I’m all alone Nothing to find In the sea of Stones (Sea of Stones) Howl Moan The Eagle has flown Savaged by time in this sea of stone (Sea of Stone) Bewildered by ancient ruins They form in the clouds With eyes in their shrouds A temple for fallen dreams An ocean of sores Dry to the core Rust Bone and I’m all alone Nothing to find In the sea of Stones (Sea of Stones) Howl Moan The Eagle has flown Savaged by time in this sea of stone (Sea of Stone) Fallen Drones Bag of Bones My eyes are lost in this sea of stones My covers blown I’ve lost my throne The message is lost in this sea of stones Nothing to find in the sea of stones (sea of stones)

about

In the dead of winter.. the year 2013 CE, two weary travelers converged in a Bedford-Stuyvesant dwelling in the County of Kings forged one of the most iconic, mystifying, evil-iest rock and roll bands of all time.. Elders of Zoltar....... Then they forgot all about it, until 5 years later one of them thought it would be funny to record an entire album. So the guitarist wrote all the music and recorded all the tracks for, Rock Attack! But it would be another 3 years after that until they recorded the vocals for it, because the lead singer is such a big diva, and he required special headphones that only cover one ear because he wanted to be seen in the recording booth holding just one side of the headphones while he was singing, then I explained, you can do that with regular headphones, you just hold the one side to your ear, and... You know what, forget it, its a long story, just listen to it or whatever...

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released September 7, 2021

Band:
Kris (music, writing, mixing) & Josh (vox)

Recorded at AmeriPloop Studios, Brooklyn, NY/Vestal, NY

AmeriPloop Records © 2021

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Elders of Zoltar is a Rock AND Roll band from New York. They enjoy rocking and rolling.

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